AAP wins LS elections...Then What?

AAP sweeps LS polls & forms govt. at the centre. Then what happens? 

1. Mr. Somnath Bharti takes office as Foreign Affairs Min & flies to Islamabad on the same day to hold high level talks with Pak PM. That night, out of his die hard old habit, he strolls the streets of Islamabad and finds a palatial building. He sees some police waiting outside the building & says...

Irked by this, the guards at Pak PM's official residence put Bharti in jail.

2. AAP conducts an internal enquiry and clears out Somnath Bharti from his alleged insult of Pak's PM.

But no one in Pakistan or any part of the world pays attention & Somnath Bharti continues to be in jail. 

3. Fuming Kejriwal first burns few Paki newspapers & summons all his ministers, except Rakhi Birla. He goes to Chinese border and kick starts an indefinite dharna.

4. Arnab Goswamy relocates his studio from Mumbai to Chinese border and conducts his Newminute program from there.

But due to poor signals no one could hear what is going on! Times Now claims that Newsminute's viewership is thousand times greater than the combined viewership of all worldwide news channels. 

5. Meanwhile, the acting PM Rakhi Birla knocks down a AAP activist. She not only bruises his nose but also powders all his teeth.

6. Meanwhile, Rajdeep Sardesai gets some (heart) breaking news about his unfulfilled task of getting the first ever interview of India's new PM.

As a divine intervention, he gets news about Rakhi Birla & rushes to the spot to at least get the first interview of acting PM. With great gusto he quizzes Rakhi "What happend?". Having already answered thousand other reports for the same question, Rakhi breaks down ....

Sardesai consoles the acting PM & carries the footage & saves his job. That night....

7. In an another development, the revolting MLA of AAP Mr. Vinod Kumar Binny visits the Rakhi's victim and extends his support.

8. At Chinese border, getting bored of shouting slogans, Kumar Biswas writes an ode on North Korean new & young dictator. Impressed by its lyrical beauty Mallika Sarabhai composes a dance ballet in Gungnam style.

9. Chinese army, which has planned for precision air strikes on the tents pitched by AAP activists calls off the strikes under mysterious conditions.

10. After one year rule by AAP, Indian psychiatrists make inroads in to the Forbes billionaires list.